THE LESBIANADE ® DIFFERENCE
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ACTIVE INGREDIENTS
Our proprietary formulation contains 67 active ingredients, developed in our secure underground research facility beneath the Greek island of Lesbos.
Our scientists have spent decades studying the relationship between hydration, athletic performance, and the mysterious forces that compel two women to buy a house together after knowing each other for six weeks.
What those ingredients are remains classified.
CLASSIFIED RESEARCH
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